Cheating: Alibis that Work Every Time

When it comes to cheating, you always want to have an alibi. When you have an alibi, it decreases your chances of your wife finding out about you cheating. However, if you’re going to come up with an alibi, you’re going to have to make sure that it sounds believable.

You’re Helping a Friend Move Furniture

“You can always say that you are out helping your friends”

A great lie that you can use for an alibi is that you’re helping a friend move, or helping them move. To use this lie, you will have to make sure that you have a friend who will cover for you. Let your friend know where you’ll be and who you’ll be with. Afterward, tell your wife that your friend recently bought some new furniture and has asked for your assistance with helping him move out the old furniture and take it to a thrift shop or to a made up friend or family member.

When you leave the house, make sure that you are dressed in a way that will make her thing that you really will be moving furniture. It is also best that you keep some extra clothing in your car (or your friend’s house) to change into. When she sees the way you’re dressed, your wife won’t think you’re up to anything at all but actually helping your friend move. You will want to stop somewhere to change clothes before you hook up with your fling. When you return home, don’t forget to change back into your other clothing. Do not take a shower after hooking up with your fling, but make sure you chew gum or something to dull the scent of perfume if your fling was wearing any.

You’re Helping a Buddy Fix His Car

“These lies really work”

Another great lie you can use as an alibi is to tell your wife that you’re helping a friend work on his car. Again, you will have to make sure that you that you have a friend that will cover for you. You will also need to invest in a can of oil if you don’t have one already. Keep it in the trunk of your car, so that you can use it later. Also keep a change of clothes in your car. If you go to the gym, you can stick the in your gym back and leave the back in the trunk or backseat.

After you’re done with your hookup, make sure to change back into the clothes you left your house in. You also need to smear oil on your hands and arms. Make it look like you’ve knelt in some. If you want to go for the full effect, you can smear dirty from your tires onto your clothes. The best part is that when you get home, your wife won’t care if you go straight to the shower.

No matter what you tell your wife, make sure that you have a story for her that makes sense. If she ever doubts your alibi, she will definitely go searching. If you don’t have someone to cover for you, she might catch you. Make sure you have a friend that you can trust who will have your back.

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