“You need to hide the ring and your ring tan”
One of the many classic tricks that guys use when you’re going out to the bar is the infamous ring pocketing. When you that the ring hides from sight, but that’s not all that you have to worry about. You wear that ring so often you’ve actually gotten a tan form it. Even if you don’t live in a sunny place or spend a lot of time outdoors. A little thing like a line of lighter skin around your finder won’t mean a lot to you, but she’ll pick it up right off of the bat. You can entirely skip that and cover it up before she even notices.
Makeup is for a woman, that’s true. But in the case of getting laid you can always sacrifice a little bit of your gender stereotypes. Go to the store and buy some cream makeup that’s close to your skin color. Buy it, put it around your finger and then set it with a powder. You can use baby powder or a skin colored one from the store. The only issue with this method is that it comes off pretty easily. Setting it with the powder means that it’s not supposed to move a lot, but you use your hands more than you’d think. The rubbing doesn’t make it last long, but if you’re only in the light for a few minutes this can do the trick easily, effectively, and the makeup will last you quite a while.
Self-tanner is a lotion that women buy that has color added to it to stain their bodies. You can do the same thing, but get a lighter color and try it around your finger. It’s better to go on the lighter end and apply as often as you need than to have a reverse ring around your finger. Then the point of pocketing it will be lost. Use a cotton bud to apply the lotion in a thin line around your naked skin where it’s lighter. Your wife won’t notice because she’s not going to see under your ring, but the evened out skin will never give a hint at your marital status.
Go Get a Tan
If self-tanning isn’t your sort of thing or you managed to put way too much on, go to a professional tanner. They won’t care about your reasons why for tanning; they just care about your money. So go to her and get an all over tan. Even if you’re not getting one specifically on your ring, you’ll still get a way more even affect.
“Do wear gloves for better protection”
Not all of us are lucky enough to live in a colder place, but if you do then you can always wear gloves. Gloves don’t require extra work or effort to get a ring tan outline to disappear. All you do is put them on while you’re in a brighter space and then take her to a place that’s poorly lit. She just won’t be able to see your hand, so therefore she can’t avoid your advances for the reason of you being married.