“Having a wingman will surely benefit you”
Being married but trying to find a woman to take on as a mistress can be tough. It’s not going to be a one-guy kind of job. You’re going to need a wingman. But the issue here is that most of your guy friends won’t approve of you cheating or know your wife well enough to tell her if they find out. That’s the last thing you need right now. But you can always find a wingman, sometimes it just takes a little bit of creative thought.
Where’s the Weird Guy?
Every guy has at least one man who has friend crushed on him so hard that he’ll do anything to get in good with you. Most of the time it’s the dude at the office who always tries to chat with you during break and awkwardly latches onto your jokes. He’s definitely not cool, but he’s a guy who will talk you up so hard. Invite him out for a night at the bar and explain that you’re looking to score some fresh poon. He’ll understand and probably totally support you in your endeavors.
A New Friend
“Your new friend could be your wingman”
Go out to the bar before you even decide what woman you’re going to hit on. Find some dude and hit up a conversation. You’ll get to talking and eventually bond over your drunk desire for a hot young thing. Then you get to play each other’s wingmen. It works out perfectly. He doesn’t know anything about you and doesn’t need to. You have the same situation for him. Then you talk each other up like mad until you’re both grinding on a woman who’s totally willing to have se with you. Your new friend has done his part and will never be the wiser that you were married after all.
A Best Friend
There are friends out there who will do whatever they can for you. If you’re lucky enough to have such a best friend then you need to talk to him about your desire to cheat. He’ll listen to you and, once he understands, he won’t hate on you for going out and trying to hook up. He may not approve, but he’ll be there for you. The only issue is that he might be less likely to talk you up to the women you are going after, but you won’t look like you’re just some loser at the bar picking up on ladies.
Unfortunately it’s way harder to get a wingman as a married guy. Those who are closest to you that could properly make you look awesome are going to be the ones that know your wife. Even if they won’t crack and tell her, they can’t in good consciousness help you. So instead look for a guy who won’t embarrass you, talk you up to the ladies, make you look presentable, and overall just have your back in any bar situation that you might come in contact with. Even if it’s some guy you hired from the back lot of a store, so long as you think he’s reliable it will work.